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	<description>A Little Bit Of Everything, And A Whole Lot Of Nothing</description>
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		<title>Warning Microsoft Kinect can be hazardous to your health.</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2010/11/12/warning-microsoft-kinect-can-be-hazardous-to-your-health/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<title>New workout beginning to pay off</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2008/10/24/new-workout-beginning-to-pay-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took a lot of work on my part but, I have finally achieved those much sought after six pack abs. What do you think?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It took a lot of work on my part but, I have finally achieved those much sought after six pack abs. What do you think?</p>
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		<title>More Bear and Other Hiliarity</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2008/07/17/more-bear-and-other-hiliarity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plus, more proof: Crooks are stupid!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plus, more proof: Crooks are stupid!<br />
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		<title>Can I get fries with that?</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2008/03/10/can-i-get-fries-with-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The folks behind this video are at it again. This time with a staged a spontaneous musical in the food court of a Los Angeles shopping mall. Take a look:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The folks behind <a href="http://professorfalken.com/2008/02/01/now-this-is-strange/" title="Freeze in time" target="_blank">this video</a> are at it again. This time with a staged a spontaneous musical in the food court of a Los Angeles shopping mall. Take a look:</p>
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		<title>The FAIL blog</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2008/02/01/the-fail-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:14:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy truly failed: See many other funny failures at: The FAIL blog.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy truly failed:</p>
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<p align="left">See many other funny failures at: <a href="http://failblog.wordpress.com/" title="FAIL Blog" target="_blank">The FAIL blog</a>.</p>
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		<title>Now, this is strange</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2008/02/01/now-this-is-strange/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One messed up social experiment.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One messed up social experiment.</p>
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		<title>Class pride</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2008/01/21/class-pride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via Xtra Credit, Bearden High Class of 2008 showing school pride in a rather VERY unusual way. Warning, do not attempt to drink water as you watch this emmmmmmmmm well to be honest I&#8217;m not sure what it is, but &#8230; <a href="http://professorfalken.com/2008/01/21/class-pride/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via <a href="http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/preps/" title="Xtra Credit" target="_blank">Xtra Credit</a>, Bearden High Class of 2008 showing school pride in a <strike>rather</strike> VERY unusual way. Warning, do not attempt to drink water as you watch this emmmmmmmmm well to be honest I&#8217;m not sure what it is, but it&#8217;s funny..</p>
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		<title>Preppy rappers???</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2008/01/14/preppy-rappers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via instapundit, as my mom would say: this just ain&#8217;t right&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Via <a href="http://instapundit.com/archives2/014053.php" title="Instapundit" target="_blank">instapundit</a>, as my mom would say: this just ain&#8217;t right&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Whoa</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2007/12/27/whoa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 22:18:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No matter what he says, this guy truly has too much time on his hands.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No matter what he says, this guy truly has too much time on his hands.</p>
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		<title>Job candidates amusing answers</title>
		<link>http://professorfalken.com/2007/11/28/job-candidates-amusing-answers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These things crack me up. Like this one: We recently interviewed an applicant, and after inquiring about his strengths, we followed up by asking about his weaknesses. He said, &#8220;women!&#8221;]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>We recently interviewed an applicant, and after inquiring about his strengths, we followed up by asking about his weaknesses. He said, &#8220;women!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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